The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes by Rob Manuel, ISBN 9781905548286

Publisher Description:
The book you are holding in your hands is -- without doubt -- the sickest collection of sick jokes the world has ever seen. Sick jokes about religion; sick jokes about dead celebrities; sick jokes about injured babies; sick jokes about animals. And don't even get us started on the cartoons. Yes, there may be plenty of other joke books that claim to be 'sick' or 'bad taste' or -- worst of all -- 'politically incorrect'. But those joke books are frauds. The jokes in this book are so sick that the major book shops refused to stock it unless we wrapped it in plastic. So we did. Here's a slightly-censored taster! What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins after a house fire. What's black and blue and afraid of sex? The ***** in my *****. What's got three legs and goes woof? *****. What's black and loud? Stevie Wonder answering the iron. What's read and white and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl. What's got one ball and ***** prostitutes? ***** Enjoy!